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"If u want
to change the world, do it when u r a bachelor.
After marriage
u cant even change a TV channel"
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EK Pathan ek
Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.
shaadi waale
ghar k 2 Darwazy the,
1 pe rishtedar
dusre pe dost likha tha.
pathan, dosto
wale darwaze se enter huwa.
Aagee phir 2
darwaze the,
1 pe ladies
dosre pe gents likha tha.
Pathan, gents
wale darwaze se enter hua.
wahan 2 or
darwaze the,
1 pe gift dene
wala doosre pe baghair gift wala likha tha.
pathan baghair
gift waale darwazy mein enter ho gaya.
Jab dekha to
pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr likha
tha:
sharm to nhi aa
rahi hogi,
Baniye ki
shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?
JA JA hawa
khhaa..:'
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"Guzri hui
jindgi ko
kabhi yaad na
kar,
Taqdir me jo
likha hai
uski fariyad na
kar...
Jo hoga wo
hokar rahega,
Tu kalki fikar
me
apni aaj ki
hasi
barbad na
kar...
Hans marte hue
bhi gata hai
aur Mor nachte
hue bhi rota hai...
Ye jindagi ka
funda hai boss
Dukho wali raat
neend nahi aati
Aur
Khushi wali
raat
kaun sota hai!
100%✔ true. .
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Today is
'WIFE'S' DAY!
Always Love the
'Wife'.
No Life without
Wife.
Remain Loyal
& Faithful to Wife.
Keep Wife Happy
& Satisfied....
Never mind
"Whose Wife"
HAPPY 'WIFE'
DAY!
Poori Ramayan
Biwiyon ki Kahani hai!
LAXMAN apni
biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala gaya...
RAAVAN doosre
ki utha ke phas gaya...
Sugreev ne RAM
ka saath is liye diya kyunki usse apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...
HANUMAN ki apni
thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhoondhne ke chakkar me LANKA jalaa daali...
RAM ko apni
waapis chaahiye thi to usse 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua???
Jis Biwi ke
kaaran Itni RAMAYAN hui Woh to underground ho gayi...
Abhi socho itna
jhamela hua kyun???
Kyun ki
DASHRATH ki 3 biwiyan thein!!
MORAL: Puraane
zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab Bhagwaan hi Biwi se
nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan ho ....
♻Qudrat NeAurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
Khoobsurti di
:
Chand sachehra diya
:
🐐Hirni
siAnkhein
:
Morni jaisi🐾Chaal
:
〰Resham seBaal
:
Koel jaisiMethee awaz di
:
Phool simasoomiat di
:
Gulab seHont
:
🐝💧Shehad
simitas di
:
💞Pyar
BhraDil Diya
:
AUR
💬Phir
?
?
?
Phir kya hua
jante ho ??
?
👅Ek ZUBAN Di
AUR
SabSatyaNaash Ho gaya
:
🔃Har♻Waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......😛😅
♻Send this to
Every Husband who can Enjoy it and to Every Wife who can Tolerate it.
😎
Jinki shadi
nahi hui... JEELO!
Jinki shadi ho
gayi... JHELO!
DEFINITION of
"bachpan"::: ------------------Once choosing the colour of a sketch
pen was a tough task.
🔴🔵🔶🔷🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨
Occupying the
window seat in the school bus was called obsession.🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎
Getting a toffee
as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.
🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍭
Being the first
one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
Hiding the
answers
📄📃📑📝📋📋📋📋📋📋
from a bench
partner during exams was not called selfishness.
When homework 📖📕📗📘📙📓📔📖📕📗
was the only
torture & finished it soon,
so could get
some extra time to play.🎮🏀🏈⚾⚽🎾🎱🏉🎯🎳
Early to bed
🙇🌙🙇🌙🙇🌙🌌🌙🌌🌙,
early to rise
☀🌞🌝☀🌝☀🌝☀🌙🌝
was life's
mantra, but how we loved sleeping late and having some extra TV time!
💻📺🎮📻💻📺🎮📻💻📺
Owning a cycle
was owning BMW
🚲🚵🚴🚲🚵🚴🚲🚵🚴🚲
To look good
was only to wear our fav dress frocks for girls n half pants for boys.
👗👖👗👖👗👖👗👗👖👖
We didn't need
FB or a phone to keep in touch!
👭👬👯👭👭👬👯👬👭👭
We thought all
elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero
👴
and Mom was the
only Best friend."👪
So what they
say is right.
"Everybody
dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."
🙇🙇👭👭👬👬��👭🙇🙇
Got this
awesome msg that made my day
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Hope u all like it too..:)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
send ths to all your frndzz...... Nd make realise thm tht u haven't forgotten
ur childhood. 😊☺👫👬👫👬👫
Ekdam Faadu
.
.
Ek Ladka Ek
Ladki Ko Cafe Mein
Akele Baitha
Dekh Kar Ladki Ki
Table
Par Gaya Aur
Kaha:" Kya Main Aap
Ke Saath Baith
Sakta Hu.???
.
.
Ladki
Chillai:" Nahi, Main Aaj Raat
Tumhare Saath
Nahi Guzaar Sakti....
.
.
Sab Log Dekhne
Lage.............
.
.
.
Ladka Sharminda
Ho Gaya..
.
.
Kuch Der Baad
Ladki Uske Paas
Gayi Aur Maafi
Mangi Aur
Kaha:"
Main HUMAN NATURE Ke
Upar Study Kar
Rahi Hu Aur Padh
Rahi Hu Ki Log
Sharminda Ho
Kar Kya Mehsoos
Karte
Hain.."
.
.
Ladka
Chillaya:" What..??? 10
Hazaar Ek Raat
Ke..??
Bahut Zyada
Hain, Kuch Kam Karo
Yaar..
.
.
Sab Log Ladki
Ko Dekh Kar Hasne
Lage..
.
.
Aur Phir Ladka
Aahista Se Bola:" Ab
Mehsoos Kar.
Khul Ke..
.
Jaldi forward
karo..Ye market me naya hai..
Todays Joke..
.
Aishwarya's
Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..
Teacher- Who Is
Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big
B..
Teacher- Who Is
Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss
World..
Teacher- Who Is
Your Father..??
Araddhya- No
Idea Sir Ji.
Har taraf
khamoshi ka saya hai,
Zindagi me
pyaar kisne paya hai,
Hum yaadon mein
jhoomte hai uski aur zamana kehta hai,
“Dekho aaj phir
peekar aaya hai.”
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Unhe ye
shikaayat hai hamse
ki hum har kisi
ko dekh kar mushkurate hain
nasamajh hain
wo kya jaane
hame to har
chehre me wahi nazar aate
hain…
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Awesome msg:
Ek Sach Chupa
Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar".
Ek Feeling
Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta".
Ek Dard Chupa
Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok".
Ek Zarurat
Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do".
Ek Gehri Baat
Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".
Ek Samundar
Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai".....
Isi liye ek
Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k....
"Agar Dil
Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath,
To Aaj Kholna
Na Padta Auozaro K Saath"
🔧🔩🔪
"Share
Life With True Friends"
Chah kar bhi
use apna na bana sake,
Ishq kar k bhi
unhe ye jata na sake.
Dil tha hamara
koi kagaz ka tukda nahi,
isliye cheer
kar kabhi bhi dikha na sake…
DEFINITION of
"bachpan"::: ------------------Once choosing the colour of a sketch
pen was a tough task.
🔴🔵🔶🔷🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨
Occupying the
window seat in the school bus was called obsession.🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎
Getting a
toffee as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.
🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍭
Being the first
one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
Hiding the
answers
📄📃📑📝📋📋📋📋📋📋
from a bench
partner during exams was not called selfishness.
When homework 📖📕📗📘📙📓📔📖📕📗
was the only
torture & finished it soon,
so could get
some extra time to play.🎮🏀🏈⚾⚽🎾🎱🏉🎯🎳
Early to bed
🙇🌙🙇🌙🙇🌙🌌🌙🌌🌙,
early to rise
☀🌞🌝☀🌝☀🌝☀🌙🌝
was life's
mantra, but how we loved sleeping late and having some extra TV time!
💻📺🎮📻💻📺🎮📻💻📺
Owning a cycle
was owning BMW
🚲🚵🚴🚲🚵🚴🚲🚵🚴🚲
To look good
was only to wear our fav dress frocks for girls n half pants for boys.
👗👖👗👖👗👖👗👗👖👖
We didn't need
FB or a phone to keep in touch!
👭👬👯👭👭👬👯👬👭👭
We thought all
elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero
👴
and Mom was the
only Best friend."👪
So what they
say is right.
"Everybody
dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."
🙇🙇👭👭👬👬👬👭🙇🙇
Got this
awesome msg that made my day
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Hope u all like it too..:)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
send ths to all your frndzz...... Nd make realise thm tht u haven't forgotten
ur childhood.
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Father :- agar
iss bar tum
exam mein fail
hue to mujhe
papa mat kehna.
.
.
After
exam........
.
Father : How is
your result?
.
Son : Dimag ka
dahi mat kar
BABULAL tu baap
kehlane ka haq
kho chuka hai.
🐈Cat:Hw
old r u?
Elphnt:5yr
🐈Cat:
Bt U look big.
Elphnt:m a
COMPLAN BOY
🐈Cat:
Im 30yr.
Elphnt:Bt U luk
so small
🐈Cat:
PONDS ageMIRACLE, BADHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE.
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Pehle main
bahut dukhi rehta tha. Hamesha rota rehta tha. Mujhse kaam nahin ho pata tha.
Gharwalon ke taane sun ke ro diya karta tha. Phir maine is naye product ke
baare mein suna, jiska naam tha !!!...WIFE...!!!
Ye 'Wife' vakai
lajwaab hai.
Ab mein apni
puri neend 2-3 ghante mein hi puri kar leta hun.
Duniya bhar ke
taane aur gaaliyaan hass hass ke sun leta hun.
Kitni bhi
musibat aaye khush rehta hun.
Dukh-Sukh ki
tensions se upar uth gaya hun.
Swarg-Narak,
sab yahin hain, ab ye bhi samaj aa gaya hai.
Ab toh
dushmanon se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Sach mein, ye
'WIFE ' vakai asardaar hai. Always keep your wife's picture as mobile
screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can
😛-Laughter time-!
🔦-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho
jayega..
1 saal baad
santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho
gaya,
magar saale
ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu
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Santa aur Banta
8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal
Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale,
Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir
NURSERY se shuru karna padega😛
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😛😛Santa: shirt ke
liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man:
plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin
helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki
aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👚
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Doctor: Do
exercise daily for
good health.
Santa: Sir i
play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: how
long do you play?
Santa: until d
battery in my mobile goes down!!
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Techer- pani me
rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student-
mendak.
Tech- very
good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski
maa ,
uska baap ,
uski behan aur
uska bhai ..
😛😀😀😛😀
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Sa nta's Son
was filling an application form.
Son: papa,
mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de,
very long and uncontrollable..
Racism!
Everyone seems
to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
In London: A
customer asked, "Do you have "Sarson Da Tel???"
The shopkeeper
says "Are you a Sardar???"
The guy,
clearly offended, says,
"Yes I am.
But let me ask you something.
If I had asked
for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had
asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked
for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had
asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked
for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
The shopkeeper
says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says,
"Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a
Sardar???"
The shopkeeper
replied,
Because, you're
in a "wine shop!!!"
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