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A man was travelling in the train and shivering due to cold
A man was travelling in the train and shivering due to cold
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An attractive
ladyfrom the opposite berth: Why don’t u share my
blanket?
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Man: Nahi behen.
Its fine (And he looked away)
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Moral:
Moral voral
kuch nahi ... Upar ke berth pe biwi so rahi thi!!
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Cat:Hw old r u?
Cat:Hw old r u?
Elphnt:5yr
🐈Cat:
Bt U look big.
Elphnt:m a
COMPLAN BOY
🐈Cat:
Im 30yr.
Elphnt:Bt U luk
so small
🐈Cat:
PONDS ageMIRACLE, BADHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE.
😛😛
Secretary got
an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a
Thank you note on email.
Bosses wife
read the mail and filed a divorce in court.
The mail says:
"Your
penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra
ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.
Initially its
tip was to be licked to bring to working order &
it is equally
good on both sides.
I loved its
perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always
desired it and you fulfilled my wish.
At last it is
mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a
lot"
Moral: space is
an essential part in English and married life too...
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MALE LOGIC
Woman:
Do you drink
beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers
a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you
pay per beer?
Man: Rs. 300
which includes a tip
Woman:
And how long
have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years,
I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs
Rs. 300 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at Rs.
27,000. In one year, it would be approximately Rs. 3,24,000 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year
you spend Rs. 3,24,00 , not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts
your spending at Rs. 64,80,000 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know
that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink
beer?
..
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?
Deadliest 🉑
ever:
1 ladki coke🍷
pi rahi thi,
Achanak usme se
1 MACHHAR nikla
Macchar: MAA
Ladki: Mein
teri maa nahi hu
Machhar: Aisa
na bol maa,
Main teri COKE
se nikla hoon
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School mein
English ke paper ka question,
"Children
make mistakes in night."
(change the
voice)
One boy wrote
ans:
"Mistakes
in night make childrens...!😆
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Difficult to
understand Women...
A few days back
when my neighbor visited me I was having my food.
She got angry
that i didn't ask her to join me.
Today when she
visited I was taking a shower.
I asked her to
join me & she got angry again..
'Hello, Agarwal
movers and packers??'
'Yes!! App kaun
bol rahe hain?'
'Main Ashok
Gehlot!!'
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Bihar school
teacher's killer english.
2- Both of you
three, stand together separately.
3- Will you
hang that
calendar or
"I'll Hang Myself".
4- Tomorrow
call your parents especially mother and father.
5- Why are you
looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class?
6- I have two
daughters, both are girls.
7- Stand in the
middle of the corner.
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Ek Ladka Ek
Ladki Ko Cafe Mein
Akele Baitha
Dekh Kar Ladki Ki
Table
Par Gaya Aur
Kaha:" Kya Main Aap
Ke Saath Baith
Sakta Hu.???
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Ladki
Chillai:" Nahi, Main Aaj Raat
Tumhare Saath
Nahi Guzaar Sakti....
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Sab Log Dekhne
Lage.............
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Ladka Sharminda
Ho Gaya..
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Kuch Der Baad
Ladki Uske Paas
Gayi Aur Maafi
Mangi Aur
Kaha:" Main
HUMAN NATURE Ke
Upar Study Kar
Rahi Hu Aur Padh
Rahi Hu Ki Log
Sharminda Ho
Kar Kya Mehsoos
Karte
Hain.."
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Ladka
Chillaya:" What..??? 10
Hazaar Ek Raat
Ke..??
Bahut Zyada
Hain, Kuch Kam Karo
Yaar..
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.
Sab Log Ladki
Ko Dekh Kar Hasne
Lage..
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Aur Phir Ladka
Aahista Se Bola:" Ab
Mehsoos Kar.
Khul Ke..
.
Jaldi forward
karo..Ye market me naya hai..😛
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When I Was a
KID ~
PUSSY Meant a
CAT
SEX Meant
GENDER
BITCH Was a
FEMALE DOG
DICK Was a NAME
of a cartoon film,
BANG Was a
SOUND
RUBBER Was
Nothin But an ERASER
ASS Was An
ANIMAL
COCK was murga
SCREW was Just
a Fixing TOOL
HEAD Meant a
Part of BODY
BALLS Meant a
Round TOY
& then....
I met you all,
my friends,....
Aur meri poore
Education ki maa behen ho gayi...!!!
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APPLE Se
"Vitamins"
milta hain.
"Vitamin"
se "Power",
"Power"
se "Work" hota h.
"Work"
se "PAISA", 💵 💷
"PAISE"
se "Marriage" hoti he.
Aur
"Marriage" se
"WIFE"
👰 milti he.
"Wife"
se "Tension" hi milti he.
Aur
"Tension" se "Depression".
"Depression"
se "DEATH."
Le Beta,
Aur Khaa Apple.
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Biwi ki awesome
Kathaayein
🔄
MBA ki wife :
Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?
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MBA : Phele tu
36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par
phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION
hai !!!
🔄
Normally A Man
speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem
starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her
30000 😇
🔄
Law of equality
💠
The time taken
by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time
taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞
🔄
Wife = Where R
u.?
Husband ?= I'm
At "Bank".
Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For
new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new
shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000??
for my new cosmetics
Husband ? =
Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood
bank
"KHOON
PIYEGI
KHOON ?"??
🔄
Listening to
wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand
Nothing, still you click
"I
Agree"......!!
🔄
Wife: Suno ji,
Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kaha
jayenge?
.😕
.😴
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.😦
.😧
.😟
.😶
.😐
.😇
Husband: Dusre
Doctor ke paas..😆😆
🔄
Papa : why is
your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing
papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with
tears in eyes) god bless you son.
🔄
Hubby Ke B'day
Par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??
Hubby:-
Tum mujhe Pyar
Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!
Wife:-
(Kuch Der Soch
Ke)
Nahin Main To
Gift Hi Dungi.
🔄
I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she
cried
Result: she won
by duckworth lewis method
🔄
Chess is the
only game in the world,
which reflects
the status of the husband.
the poor king
can take only one step at a time ...
While the
mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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Why do most
indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next
life.?..
Arre..itni
mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi
jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽
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